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ASAP no Aesop

Doing something as soon as possible with as least amount of bullshit as possible.

ASAP - as soon as possible.

Aesop - fables = stories = excuses = bullshit.
Hey Henry, Lemme see you in my office. Listen, I need those reports ASAP no Aesop!

Yo man, this is bullshit! I don’t have time for nonsense. Lemme get that shit ASAP no Aesop.
by o0ill0o October 21, 2023
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Space Whale Aesop

When a story has a moral or message that is either too simplistic for the complexity of the story or so strange that it doesn’t quite fit. The term is a writer slang and has nothing to do with Aesop becoming a space whale (boo!) other than it's derivation of name
Publisher: .. And what's the ending of the story?
Writer: Uhh.. the Octopus King donates it to an alien in Saturn who is very poor and owns a space pizzeria moral is "always donate to the poor".
Publisher: You made a total of 2874 wars and 78 billion universes destruct and a total of 420 trillion people die and the Octopus King to lose all his friends and family, be alienated by everyone, locked in a prison for 5 centuries, become blind and get the cold side removed from his pillow just for him to donate the treasure that could have made him the all-powerful universe ruler to an alien he has no relation with

Writer: Yessir
Publisher: that's such a Space Whale Aesop
by DictionaryDecimator July 6, 2024
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aespability

aespability (stylized æspability) is the rookie K-Pop girl group aespa capacity to remain stable in the Korean charts.
aespa's hit single "Next Level" re-entered the iChart realtime top 3, the aespability jumped out!
by ! 에스파 September 3, 2021
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Aeson

He has a multi-versal penis and is not afraid to cover your planet in cum. Also, he is a loyal friend.
Friend 1: Nobody can beat Goku!
Friend 2: Actually, Aeson's penis solos the Dragon Ball universe.
by Joe Biden's soda January 10, 2021
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aespa

Oh Aespa? They're cool. Rookie of The Year me thinks.
by The Kpop Industry November 7, 2020
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Aespa

aespa (에스파) A K-pop girl group debuted by SM Entertainment on October 25th, 2020. The group consists of 4 members Karina, Giselle, Winter and NingNing.

Karina (카리나), born on April 11th, 2000. Her positions in the group are Leader, Main Dancer, Lead Rapper, and Sub Vocalist. Her real name is Yoo Ji-Min (유지민) and her nationality is Korean.

Giselle (지젤), born on October 30th, 2000. Her positions in the group are Main Rapper and Sub Vocalist. Her real name is Uchinaga Aeri (うちながえり/우치나가에리) and her nationality is Japanese-Korean.

Winter (윈터), born on January 1st, 2001. Her positions in the group are Lead Vocalist, Lead Dancer and Visual. Her real name is Kim Min Jeong (김민정) and her nationality is Korean.

NingNing (닝닝), born on October 23, 2002. Her positions in the group are Main Vocalist and Maknae (Youngest). Her real name is Ning Yizhuo (宁艺卓) and her Korean name is Jeo Ye Tak (저예탁). Her nationality is Chinese.

4 Fun Facts about the members!

Karina is the tallest member

Giselle can speak English

Winter wanted to be an actress before being an idol

NingNing trained 5 years, the longest in aespa
"Did you see aespa's debut song, Black Mamba?"

"Yes! I loved it, I know they will get big."
by jaeminsplug February 18, 2021
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aespa

is a combination of "ae" composed of the English initials of Avatar and Experience (Avatar X Experience), plus the English word "aspect" meaning "two sides", which symbolizes "meeting another self and experiencing the new world". This is the explanation for the new girl group, aespa , by SM ent.
" Aespa's new song is amazing! I think my bias is NingNing."
by gaefortae November 30, 2020
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