blowhard 

A person who takes great pleasure in boasting or bragging about themself.

"The professor's tendancy to always bring up his credentials in conversation gave him a reputation as an egotistical blowhard."

blowhard by Deej July 19, 2004

Bloviating Blowhard 

Amoral windbag who loves the sound of his own voice. His mouth is NOT connected to his brain.

Rush Limbaugh and Keith Olbermann are prime examples of Bloviating Blowhards. Limbaugh promotes Republican Big Government (socialism); Olbermann promotes Democrat Big Government (socialism). They pretend they have opposing viewpoints.

Bloviating Blowhard by EndTheFed September 27, 2009

Blowtary 

A secretary who's only daily task is to give blowjobs.

The former CEO of CBS had a secretary who's only task was giving him blowjobs, violating company policy on employing a blowtary.

Blowtary by Denver Martini December 6, 2018

Blow tard 

Anyone who is so retarded they will suck anyone's dick who ask them.

He's such a blow tard.

Blow tard by Judge dredd7 July 22, 2011

Blotard

Bloviating Retard

Keith Olbermann is a Blotard, see:
www.olbermannwatch.com

Blotard by Bobby Mc October 12, 2008

Bowtard

someone who is physically incapable of tying bows. one who cannot tie bows. a person who is physically incompetant when it comes to tying bows.

person #1: dude, can you tie my shoe?
person #2: dude, you can't tie your shoe?
Person #1: no.
Person #2: what a bowtard.

Bowtard by kyliekins April 3, 2009

Blowhard 

A word that sounds sexual but isn’t

Person: mike your such a blowhard
Another: that sounds sexual

Blowhard by Yo what's up? February 12, 2018