4 definitions by Denver Martini

Tea so sweet it actually gives you diabetes.
Grandma made her tea so sweet it eventually gave the grandkids diabteas.
by Denver Martini July 31, 2019
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A secretary who's only daily task is to give blowjobs.
The former CEO of CBS had a secretary who's only task was giving him blowjobs, violating company policy on employing a blowtary.
by Denver Martini December 06, 2018
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A girl who looks better with a mask on.
You see that waitress with the nice ass and a mask on? Totally giving me a Rona-Bona!
by Denver Martini September 11, 2020
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When you're banging a chick from behind and she grabs your dick and yanks it up to her ass, similar to how one would engage a traditional parking brake on a car.
"Yeah so Im fucking this chick from behind, she yells "EMERGENCY BRAKE!" and next thing I know its in her ass!
by Denver Martini October 05, 2020
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