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I ate a cat 

I ate a cat means that earlier you ate so much that you can't eat the current meal.
If you ate a big breakfast you might say I can't eat lunch, I ate a cat.
I ate a cat by CrashDesigns January 16, 2023
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Just Fucked the Neighbor’s Cat 

A psychological state of bewilderment and shame
1: Why does Ishmael look like he just fucked the neighbor’s cat?
2: He just found out that his dick is smaller than his wife’s.

Alley Cat 

Alley Cat

A type of race that bike messengers partake in for fun that simulates the average messenger's work day.

Most often, alley cat races are designed as a "checkpoint" race, meaning that racers must pass through certain points on the pre-defined route in succession before completing the race. Some check points require actually dropping off/picking up items or even completely silly games (like spinning around in circles and pinning a tail on a donkey) before receiving clearance to proceed to the next checkpoint.

Some races mimic "sprints" or "time trials" like those commonly found in professional bicycle races.

Cheating, taking alternative routes, or otherwise "breaking the rules" are generally acceptable as that bike messenger culture can be highly competitive and require messengers to "do what it takes" to get the job done.

Awards are generally bragging rights in the forms of spoke cards. Before spoke cards were fashionable, these cards tended to be regular playing cards from a deck. The winner (first place) usually receives an Ace of Spades and can proudly wear it in the rear wheel. Instead of wearing numbers on their shirts or bags, spoke cards can be used to identify competitors at the finish line and check points.
"I was on my way to work and was nearly run over by a pack of messengers racing an alley cat."
Alley Cat by gremotherapy March 17, 2010
1. (n) ruff~kat anything that typifies masculinity or something hardcore. Worthy of recognition in the chauvinistic sense. (21C - from English 'hardcore' meaning rough)

2. (adj) ruff~kat a hardcore or masculine quality. (21C - from English 'hardcore' meaning rough)
1. Granny is a rough cat. (n)

2. That's the most rough cat hike imaginable. (a)
Rough Cat by Mark Tatlow April 3, 2007

Grinder Cat 

Someone doin' what they got to do to get by. They may not be doin' it in the smoothest, most ballinest way possible, but they get what has to be done, done. REAL TALK.
Man, Eddy is such a grinder cat!
Grinder Cat by Joo Bear February 11, 2010

Time Cat 

A cat that lives in the sun. He controls time and helps/ screws people over by taking them back in time and creating paradoxes. Enjoys long walks in the park and being petted,stroked, but eats people he doesnt like.
Guy 1- ZOMG a time cat took me back to JEWrusaalem and i was jesus!

Guy 2- NO WAYZ!

Jesus- WAY!
Time Cat by The Time Cat Theif January 12, 2011