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Eric Elijah Perkins the third 

“Isn’t he an Eric Elijah Perkins the third?”
“Nah I think he’s more of a quelice”

Glizzy's at the Turn 

Eating one or more hot dogs between the 9th and 10th hole during a round of golf.
Dylan had a horrible front 9, but after eating a few Glizzy's at the Turn his round really picked up.

Gotta dog in the tub and one behind the couch 

When you put one testicle in her ass and the other between the rolls of her back fat
When the storm killed the power I was with my girl and I gotta dog in the tub and one behind the couch.

Coming out of the trenches 

When someone comes out of poverty or hard times to thriving or making it or even just making it out of something.

Putting Z's in the Trunk 

When you're going down on a girl's butthole and you pass a kidney stone and leave it there. (Without consent)
Damn I can't believe I got away with Putting Z's in the Trunk. Becky is gonna be shitting pebbles later.

does what it says on the tin

A product or process that just does what it's required to do, often used for lacklustre things that are just about good enough for a job, but nothing special.
That phone is pretty simple, but it does what it says on the tin so it'll do for now.