Parking Lot Panic

The moment you realize you forgot where you parked your car in a full lot and you panic. Often happens at shopping malls, after concerts, or after long travel trips. This is magnified at airport economy lots where you have no friggin' idea where your car is parked in lot of thousands of cars.

I got back from the two week travel and had total Parking Lot Panic on the shuttle. I wandered the economy lot for over an hour dragging all my luggage looking for my car.

by Steve T in Sacramento February 15, 2010

Parking Zen

The natural ability for certain people to drive to a large venue parking area (concert, shopping, whatever..) and invariably locate a parking spot, in the best possible place.

Others do not possess this and end up in the satellite parking lots.

Despite Black Friday crowds, Rick found a upfront parking space at the mall in record time because of his parking zen.

by Dawgmum November 15, 2009

Parker Higgins

is my cupcake((:

thats one yummy parker higgins

by snickerdoodlerlka October 12, 2011

parker drake

Usually sucks at hockey and most sports and has a Little pinner

(Gayboiparker drake)

by Yoloswagmaster11199900044466 December 16, 2013

parka buddy

One of your awesome ass friends who swims just like you and happens to own a parka. You then send parka selfies to each other and decide to become parka buddies.

Oh my gosh, you have a parka too?!

Ya.
OMG let's be parka buddies!
OMG that'd be awesome!
Yay I have a parka buddy!

by DeRpHiN December 21, 2013

parking camper

A person, who in a heavily populated city insists on their self-importance by blocking traffic on the street or in a parking lot or parking structure while waiting for a person, who appears to be leaving to exit their parking spot.

Oh, we got another parking camper. Look at that selfish piece of excrement, he's been holding up traffic for over a minute in the hopes that the person is about to leave their spot.

by deutschland_liebt_hasselhoff November 17, 2014

Parknugget

Some stupid hoe you don't like or a dirty chicken nugget.

You: you know that girl bri she's such a parknugget.

by Nadia.lynne May 20, 2015