Denver water pipe

The act of turning a girls asshole and vagina into a bong. This is done via the act of urinating into a girls asshole, poking a metal straw or the like through her vagina into her asshole, and lighting pot flower in her vagina. This is done via inhaling through the asshole in order to create a human bong. Preferably done with a clean asshole and vagina, but not necessary. Consent IS mandatory.

Yo dude I heard u did the ol' Denver water pipe on Haley.

Oh yeah bro she has irreparable organ damage internal bleeding but I smoked out her asshole bro!

by Ritards Future Father October 6, 2025

water parrot

Two men butt fucking sideways

Do u want to water parrot

by Seth Faircloth March 15, 2018

Vegan Water

Putting tofu in plain clear water with lemon as garnish

Mike: I’m vegan. Do you have any vegan water?
Me: “gives interested face.”

by doodHigh June 2, 2023

my water broke

ariana grandae is ugly like your fucked mom

uh oh babe my water broke.

by annda October 24, 2022

Dog water

Something horrible.

You: Do you like this cup?
Me: No, it's dog water.

by IamNotTheScratcher12345 September 1, 2021

Salt Water Shower

(Noun) - to apply cologne, perfume and/or deodorant after having excerted physical labor or spent at taxing amount of time in an office environment.

Oh man, after work I had to pick up my girlfriend and go to her parents for dinner. I only had time to take a salt water shower in the bathroom at work.

sweat shower salt perspiration

by MR. Polo1987 October 15, 2015

water muffin

Someone who takes roids

Yeah you know dan, hes a right water muffin

by Ben6789 September 7, 2016