A term to justify an absurdly lucky team top position in a league even when they are not due to being behind on goal difference and head to head metrics.
Done in order for their fans to justify systematic bias/champion status.
Origin Arsenal/Manchester
Done in order for their fans to justify systematic bias/champion status.
Origin Arsenal/Manchester
by CriticalCudicini January 2, 2021
Get the Joint Top mug.A top, is a person who is giving during sex not matter the position. Opposite from a bottom, a person receiving during sex no matter the position as well. A switch is both of these things. A top is different from a dom (a dominant person) the main difference being a dom being the person on top during sex and a top being the one giving during sex.
A difference between top, bottom, switch, dom and sub, is tops, bottoms and switches, are only same-sex/same-gender, enby/m, enby/f, enby/enby couples, doms and subs are m/f .
A difference between top, bottom, switch, dom and sub, is tops, bottoms and switches, are only same-sex/same-gender, enby/m, enby/f, enby/enby couples, doms and subs are m/f .
by paris_babe January 4, 2021
Get the Top mug.You come back from brunch after a night out in Nashville, and your first coffee-fueled, post-alcohol dump of the day is knocking at the door. You get to your room to find the maid cleaning the toilet and you have no choice but to go in the sink.
I got back to my hotel room, but the maid was in there, and I couldn’t hold it, so I had no choice but to make it a Nashville Flat Top.
by Geckster August 14, 2021
Get the Nashville Flat Top mug.When you and your buddy simultaneously take a shit on the same toilet. One person uses the upper deck while the other gets the seat imitating a fighter jet cockpit. Bonus points for wearing aviators.
by Slimfitter May 26, 2022
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Refers to the male genetalia, where half is lighter than the other half.Usually the balls and half the shaft is brown or darker and the top is lighter, like a Cadbury Top Deck chocolate.
Also applies to when the whole of the man's genetalia is darker than the rest of his body.
Refers to the male genetalia, where half is lighter than the other half.Usually the balls and half the shaft is brown or darker and the top is lighter, like a Cadbury Top Deck chocolate.
Also applies to when the whole of the man's genetalia is darker than the rest of his body.
"omg girl, I made out with him finally and he has a top deck"
He looked at his dick and realised he was a top deck
He was white as snow but he was swinging the top deck
He looked at his dick and realised he was a top deck
He was white as snow but he was swinging the top deck
by TopDeck August 20, 2022
Get the Top Deck mug.Person 1: "Bruh I had some Stove Top Stuffing last night"
Person 2: "Dude it's not even Thanksgiving"
Person 1: "Should have heard the thanks she was giving me last night while I fucked her on top of the oven."
Person 2: "ohhhh that kind of Stove Top Stuffing"
Person 2: "Dude it's not even Thanksgiving"
Person 1: "Should have heard the thanks she was giving me last night while I fucked her on top of the oven."
Person 2: "ohhhh that kind of Stove Top Stuffing"
by TheBreakfastBros September 17, 2023
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