Nosey Parker 

(Brit infml derog) a person who is nosey.

I caught that nosey parker reading my diary

Nosey Parker by Maiden Melancholia June 26, 2006

nipple parka 

A dense ring of hair around the nipples that is so thick that it insulates the nipples and raises overall body temperature. Nipple parkas work up to -40 degrees Celcius.

James has such a nipple parka, his tits look like an eskimo.

nipple parka by GrenadineGang August 28, 2010

Parkersburg 

A small urban city in west central West Virginia, adjacent to the Ohio River. Historically significant for its abundance of 12 Step programs, overidentification with Neanderthalic sports activities, and large gay and lesbian communities, Parkersburg takes pride in being recognized as the enflamed, smegma-encrusted foreskin of Appalachia.

While traveling down I-77 I always try to stop in Parkersburg for my feminine hygiene products.

Parkersburg by VocabJabber October 17, 2008

parkway

Abbreviation of New Jersey's Garden State Parkway, the main artery connecting North Jersey to the Jersey Shore. Engineered and contructed in the 1950's, it encompasses 172 exits over a course of 174 miles. There is a average of 3 tolls per county and toll rates range from 35 - 70 cents. Consistantly one of the safest and user-friendly roads in the nation. Highlights include Watch Hill and the PNC Bank Arts Center, Atlantic City, and the Brigantine Inlet. Invaluable to local teenagers.

Instead of wasting away on Route 18, I'm just gonna hop on the Parkway to go back home to New York.

parkway by illtac October 19, 2005

sarah jessica parker 

See Dee Snider. Vocalist for Twisted Sister.

If you type in Dee Snider in google, Sarah Jessica Parker's image appears.

sarah jessica parker by Jesus Harold Christ(that's with an H, as in Haysoos) June 11, 2006

Human Parking Cone 

When two midgets paint themselves orange and you have to parallel park between them.

Seth: Hey Stefon, what's a human parking cone?

Stefon: It's that thing where two jacked midgets paint themselves orange and you have to parallel park between them.

Seth: Oh, it's that thing!

Human Parking Cone by Albakody December 14, 2010

tony parker 

1. The best French basketball player ever, point guard of the San Antonio Spurs.

2. The lucky son of a bitch that's dating Eva Longoria.

1. Did you see Tony Parker make that mad-ass drive to the hoop?

2. Yo Tony Parker, can I fuck your girlfriend tonight?

tony parker by Marcus Reed August 20, 2006