Parkersburg

A small urban city in west central West Virginia, adjacent to the Ohio River. Historically significant for its abundance of 12 Step programs, overidentification with Neanderthalic sports activities, and large gay and lesbian communities, Parkersburg takes pride in being recognized as the enflamed, smegma-encrusted foreskin of Appalachia.

While traveling down I-77 I always try to stop in Parkersburg for my feminine hygiene products.

by VocabJabber October 17, 2008

Steak and Eggs

Slang for the penis and testes.

"I hooked up with LaWanda the other night and really fed her the steak and eggs."

by VocabJabber October 16, 2008