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Parker

Parkers are chill dudes, love to keep up with sports, are really athletic, and are awesome boyfriends! Parkers will make you laugh forever and ever! If a parker likes someone, he will probably try and do whatever he can to get in real close with her. But, when he does, it works out well for both people! The girl will receive one cool boyfriend! Parkers will deal with any problems, and will fix any mistakes. Parkers may come with a few flaws but if you let them know, they will fix it. But above all, Parker's care a lot about their friends and will always look out for them. Ladies, if you meet a parker, don't let him go! He will stick around for a while, and will be worth every second of your time! You will definitely want to get real close with him, and do all sorts of romantic things, which you both will enjoy! Parkers will always have a big dream in mind, and will always try and get there. He always gets annoyed when someone says something bad about themselves, it's in a Parker's nature to be real friendly and supportive! When a girl dates a parker, he will be there every small stop on the way! He's a once-in-a-lifetime guy! Never let one go! To all the hot ladies out there, hit up a parkers phone right now!
"Hey have you met parker yet?" "Yea he's really cool, funny, and real romantic sn't he?!"
by Dat_one_cool_kid March 9, 2018
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parkie

A person who lives in the park cities of dallas aka highland park or university park
Look at those rich parkies in their mercedes-benz & BMWs.
by w00tang July 30, 2005
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Parkour

In simplest scientific terms, Parkour is a method of movement that focuses on maximum conservation of momentum in order to create a fluid and painless way to get from point A to point B.
Parkour can be seen in the french film Banlieue 13, starring one of Parkour's creators, David Belle.
by julianfromct March 23, 2007
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Parker

Parkers are sweet, funny, gentle, yet manly, and very polite. These boys are the type of boys that will always open the door for you and comfort you when crying or angry. They are very funny, always reciting the hilarious movie/show lines or just a story or joke. They captivate attention and will keep you wanting more. There amazing abs and arms are so hot and their deep brown eyes mesmerize you into a soothing, happy feeling. Their touch is warm and caring towards his girl and loves to kiss and hug her even in front of their/his/her friends. Parkers will always treat you important and nicely. They even laugh at jokes that arent funny just for the person to feel better. They are also very witty and smart.
Parkers know when they can act immature and when to fool around with his boys. They are perfect and well mannered in front of ladies and in front of his guys he lets down his guard a little to relax and laugh with the boys. They enjoy playing "Call of Duty" and soccer, with some football on the side. These men are great at dancing and can control their partners into a suave form.
They care about the way they look always dressing sexy and delicious in sweaters jeans Active wear and of course, ADIDADS!
Parkers arent ones to fall into temptation though. They know how to say no and stick to it. Once a decision is made in his mind, it is set in stone. They also take in past experiences and learn from them.
Parkers are all around great people, boyfriends, and/or friends.
friend: "aww girl your boyfriend is so proud of you. He is such a Parker!"
me:"i know... he is a keeper:)"
by HPgeek November 1, 2009
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Mr. Parker

the greatest teacher to ever walk the face of the planet

a man so manly you wouldn't be suprised to see a bear corpse in he back of his pickup

A brown moustached stud who has aquied an intense man beard.

Seabiscuit
Student: Hey Mr. Parker your moustache is talking to me

Mr. Parker: It does that sometimes.
by The Source Which Is Awesome2 October 6, 2010
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rockstar parking

parking in the first or second spot nearest to the destination.

parking in the closest spot available to your destination (not including handicapped designated areas).

parking right next to the door or the building.
Check out my rockstar parking spot!

I got a rockstar parking spot!
by 2loki September 2, 2005
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parking your lunch

When one is in a "touching cloth" situation,there is no alternative but to "park one's lunch" ie: go for a shit.
"I'm off to the bogs to park my lunch!"
by Darran Pritchard October 20, 2003
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