Sex Floss 

After oral stimulation with a man or a woman, the pubic hair from the rough oral gets caught in between your teeth making a hairy smile.

"Oh shit Joey! I just got sex floss in my teeth!"

Sex Floss by M. Night Shamalyn April 6, 2010

Sex story 

A story that lonely people read and jerk off to on urban dictionary. Observe:

I watched as Michael un buttoned his shirt to revel his rock hard six pack, I could already tell he was definitely packing something so I unzipped his fly to revel his rock hard 9 inch. I blushed, surprised, and then I could feel my dick get hard, he obviously noticed, he grabbed me and undid my clothes. We were making out on top of each other naked our hard cocks rubbing up against one another’s naked bodies as we made out. “Top me Noah” Michael said passionately while taking a breath. I gave him a blow job and he came in my mouth, I swallowed, got out the lube, turned him over and slid my rock into his tight asshole. We both moaned in delight as my cock stretched his tiny asshole. I eventually finished in his ass he gave me a blow job I came in his mouth and we fell asleep naked on each other.

The end (true story)

Guy: “I’m going to read sex story’s all night because my girl left me”

Sex story by That.one.queer November 1, 2020

sex-lag 

When you have so much sex and get so worn out from it that your bodies internal clock becomes messed up and you feel tired all the time.

I am so sex-lagged from this weekend with my girl.

sex-lag by Chris Pryer December 30, 2006

Sex Clown 

A person that makes frequent inappropriate and amusing comments during sexual intercourse causing the person they are sleeping with to laugh uproariously. Sex Clowns have no ability to stop themselves speaking out loud the thoughts in their head that most people censor themselves from saying. A Sex Clown is an excellent bed fellow if you need cheering up.

Pete told me he could milk me like a cow and even worked out if there was space for extra udders - what a Sex Clown!

Sex Clown by Igotclowned May 31, 2010

Sex Drive 

1)One of the greatest movies of all time, which is pretty funny actually, has alot of great scenes and jokes

2)A need to have sex

1)The unrated version of sex drive includes everything from balls to tits

2)Do I really have to explain what the need to have sex is?
Ask any normal teenage boy who has a extremely strong hand.

Sex Drive by phatkid1221 October 11, 2009

sex demon 

A sex demon is one who is evil/vicious when having sex.
Which can also mean sex demon's enjoy havong hot dry sex and fucking non stop.

prostitute: that man was a sex demon

Man: After seeing your rack i think i like men now

sex demon by luviee January 15, 2009

sex me up 

Something you say either to a girl/guy, or randomly out loud in a group of people while closing your eyes, sucking air threw your teeth, moaning, and rubbing your nipples.

Math teacher: So if we take the square root of 23 we get....
Me: SEX ME UP!!!! (moans while rubbing my nipples)

sex me up by pimp daddy dollars April 9, 2005