Fat Dumbhead 

1. Someone who is fat, dumb, and not decapitated.

2. Adj.: Fat, dumb, and not decapitated.

3. Your mom.

4. To shave your mom.

1. Dude! check out that fat dumbhead over there. They should call him Fat Tony or Robert.

2. Your mom is extremely fat dumbhead. She needs liposuction.

3. Ask Fat Dumbhead if she'll buy us ice cream on the way home from school.

4. Are the rumors that someone besides your dad fat dumbheads every night at midnight true?

Fat Dumbhead by Bertoff May 5, 2005

Fat Cross-Over 

The fattest man you know who has enormous tits. Worth going gay for.

Kid 1: Dude, check out Randy's tits.

Kid 2: I'd take a dump on those. He is my one and only Fat Cross-Over

Kid 3: Word...

Kid 1: I don't know, he's nice, but my physics teacher... I need to get on those...

Fat Cross-Over by sumthinmonthofmay May 11, 2009

Fat Kids Club 

An expression used for teenagers and kids who are not fat, but eat as though they should be 500 pounds.

Annabel: Wow Zoe, did we seriously just eat cookies, chocolate milk, and half a thing of Lucky Charms all at once?... FAT KIDS CLUB UNITE!

Zoe: Yeah buddy! Woo!

Fat Kids Club by EvilPlanNumberThree May 15, 2010

Fat Cunt

Well popular, massively known, inspiring person, doted on, known for something unique and amazing.

you are a piece of art you fat cunt

Fat Cunt by Long Johns July 3, 2011

Fat Farmer 

Someone who cultivates belly fat as a lifelong hobby. They are ardent defenders of McDonalds, Burger King and any other fast food franchise that helps them grow belly fat.

Growing fat is considered their greatest achievement.

That Fat Farmer has been growing fat since a young boy. He is a skilled professional.

The trick to being a fat farmer is pretending the amount of pounds you weigh equals the amount of money you have in the bank.

Fat Farmer by pilsburydoeboy March 31, 2013

fat jock 

A complete dumbass PE teacher with an IQ level of a 10-year-old. Usually a male with a stomach being hugged by his tight shirt.

My teacher sent me to the office for no reason; he is such a fat jock.

fat jock by dangnuggets June 22, 2016

fat steph 

A girl who is good at hand jobs

WOW i got a fat Steph

fat steph by noncimusprime June 16, 2017