30 watt

a stupid person. Specifically someone with no talent.

Kid 1: geez this homework is hard.
Kid 2: let me take a look... fuckin' 30 watt, this shit's simple!
Kid 1: Your mom!

by sumthinmonthofmay May 12, 2009

Fat Cross-Over

The fattest man you know who has enormous tits. Worth going gay for.

Kid 1: Dude, check out Randy's tits.

Kid 2: I'd take a dump on those. He is my one and only Fat Cross-Over

Kid 3: Word...

Kid 1: I don't know, he's nice, but my physics teacher... I need to get on those...

by sumthinmonthofmay May 12, 2009

batin' shorts

Shorts one wears that hides all evidence of masturbation.

Mom: I see you've been batin' boy.
Kid: Mom! not in company.

Mom: Don't worry, you're wearing batin' shorts.

Kid: oh yea! thanks mom. I love you.

They kiss

by sumthinmonthofmay May 12, 2009