Bristolian Death

A student suicide, particularly if the student was denied support by the uni

Hey, at least we lead the university league tables for something!
How did Janice die?

It was a Bristolian Death
Aw that sucks, that's the third this week
by Ninththisyear September 10, 2019
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Bright Death Blossom

A ‘Bright Death Blossom’, also known as a 'Twitter death blossom' is Tweet that seeks to take down all opposing viewpoints using sarcasm, snark, irony, and rhetoric.

The term comes from, or is inspired by, both the 1980s B-grade Sci Fi movie 'The Last Starfighter', and the Twitter account of celebrity Twitter influencer Professor Liam Bright, whose account '@lastpositivist' frequently exhibits very rhetorically clever 'Death Blossom' events.

In the movie, the very white, poor American protagonist is kidnapped by an alien who has secretly trained him for a battle in space using a video game. To complete his mission he is given a spaceship with a special weapons feature called a 'death blossom'.

When activated, the 'Death blossom' locks the ship in position and causes it to wildly spin on all axes shooting all its weapons at converging enemies (who happen to all be using more than one degree of freedom of movement), destroying them all, whilst somehow not turning the brains of the pilot into a milkshake and not causing the ship to be destroyed by being the only thing in the space battle standing still.

As with many sci-fi movies and stories of that era, the protagonists and heroes are white and Westernised, and the aliens are all brown or dark in colour (or just – any non-white colour) and have equipment, ships, and languages with aesthetics that are based upon Middle-Eastern and Asian cultures and cultural themes and aesthetics.
'The Last Positivist has done a Bright death blossom on the neo-positivist trolls and intellectual dark web again.'
'Look out. Twitter death blossom activated.'
'Bright just did a death blossom on Twitter.'
by 龙布鲁斯博士 July 24, 2021
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Death Baguette

A long, cylindrical turd, possibly with scoring on one or more surfaces. Unlike the more typical 'coiler' this monster extrudes in a nearly straight configuration.
Man, after all that kimchi last night I dropped a death baguette this morning.
by Thoringerveer February 02, 2022
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Death's knock

when you're all finished dressing and putting your shoes on and you just barely open the front door to leave before feeling the familiar subtle burn on the inside of your anus signifying the soul destroying shit that has arrived
sorry man I was litterally out the front door then I felt "Death's knock"
by 7uck3r 573v3n5 February 24, 2021
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The death star

When your ass is hella itchy while you're beating your meat
"Man I hella had the death start last night"
by Doggy_huan November 04, 2018
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Death Be Unto You

When a character does something incredibly stupid that the audience just knows they're going to be dead soon.
Graves being all nice to Credence after smacking him and casting him aside like garbage -- Death Be Unto You.
by Darkury June 28, 2017
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new jersey death trap

when you are wearing skinny jeans and chuck taylor high tops during foreplay and they get tangled up when you try to take them off before sex
things were getting steamy with this girl and i got caught in a new jersey death trap and fell over breaming her tv ruining the mood
by ash catsup March 31, 2022
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