"A friend and I were at a bar last night and this crazy bitch kept on begging us for a curl sex threesome"
Dude: I love your curls
Girl: Wanna fuck em???
Dude: I love your curls
Girl: Wanna fuck em???
by sexycurlygirl June 1, 2011
Get the curl sex mug.When two people are having sexual intercourse in the same latex fat man suit while submerged in a pool, lake, ocean or any type of liquid, therefore ensuring satisfaction and staying dry.
Tony "So what did you do last night with Emily?"
Anthony "We had waterproof sex, it was like doing it and defying gravity"
Anthony "We had waterproof sex, it was like doing it and defying gravity"
by Russian. May 13, 2010
Get the Waterproof Sex mug.Drink: Vodka + Goon.
A good alcoholic drink to get really wasted really quick from. The goon covers the taste of vodka brilliantly but then you have the taste of goon to worry about. Best served on ice. Highly recommend Fruity Lexia goon.
A good alcoholic drink to get really wasted really quick from. The goon covers the taste of vodka brilliantly but then you have the taste of goon to worry about. Best served on ice. Highly recommend Fruity Lexia goon.
by Sam Vandalay February 27, 2008
Get the Sex on a Mailbox mug.An alcoholic concoction of vodka and goon (casket wine). Enjoyed primarily by teenagers and the poor. This drink ensures that you have a night to remember (or completely forget).
by mr sheen March 5, 2008
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HIM "YEAH, IT HAPPENS WHEN TWO PEOPLE ARE DOING IT REALLY ROUGH..YOU'LL KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN ROUGH SEX AND LOVE MAKING BECAUSE LOVE MAKING SOUNDS LIKE SAND PAPER !
HIM "YEAH, IT HAPPENS WHEN TWO PEOPLE ARE DOING IT REALLY ROUGH..YOU'LL KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN ROUGH SEX AND LOVE MAKING BECAUSE LOVE MAKING SOUNDS LIKE SAND PAPER !
by PTHEVEN January 3, 2015
Get the sex clapping mug.When you have plain old missionary style sex. Nothing wild or crazy or all that fun.
When sex becomes a chore.
When sex becomes a chore.
by Lordnova March 25, 2016
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