Grumpy Cat 

A female cat named Tarder Sauce, who lots of people think is male. She has feline dwarfism, and a brother cat named Pokey.

Grumpy Cat is pure awesomeness.

Will-"Grumpy Cat is the best! He's so cool!"

Dalia- "Dude, no! Grumpy Cat is a girl, duh!"

Insurance Salesperson- *in a perky scary voice* - "Hello! Would you like -"

Grumpy Cat - "No."

Random Person - "Oh no! My iPod/iPhone just died! Now I can't take selfies!!!!!"

Grumpy Cat - "Good."

It is a goal of mine to meet Grumpy Cat aka Tarder Sauce. :) this is my first definition, hope you like it!

Grumpy Cat- " No."

Grumpy Cat by wait, what?! definitions July 11, 2013

wax the cat 

To clean up the pubic area; not unisexual for the obvious reference to the slang term for a woman's genital region.

Honey, if you want me to go to Chinatown tonight, you better wax the cat.

wax the cat by dalbort June 24, 2007

Crazy Cat 

1. Someone who is doing something madm, outragous or out of the norm!

1. frank starts singing & dancing in the street
paul "Man your one Crazy Cat"

2. Geoff says something contriversal- "Geoff you Crazy Cat"

Crazy Cat by Craig Phillips September 18, 2005

Feed the cat 

Another way of saying I'm going home to have a session.

Cakes: I have to go home to feed the cat!
Vic: You need to lay off the 6 paper joints!

Feed the cat by boltis May 18, 2010

nocturnal cat nip 

when a female puts cat nip in her genitalia and lets a cat fondul with it

she just put it up there for the cat...I am always left out when my girl dos nocturnal cat nip

nocturnal cat nip by Kevin....? May 16, 2008

Vagina-Cat 

When one has pubes sooo soft, one could mistake them for a kittens fur

Ellen Davis has a Vagina-Cat, its sooo soft

Vagina-Cat by Rockandrolljunkiie February 4, 2009

Racing Cat 

The Red neck version off a exotic pet, otherwise know as a skunk.

Hey have you seen my racing cat, no but that looks like a skunk.

Racing Cat by cletus racing man August 18, 2009