to willow

to send something unwanted down the river. synonyms would be: to give up for adoption / to kick the can down the road / get rid of

When the grimy cat turned up on our doorstep I wanted to keep it but my wife looked tough handing me a small towel and said- “Wrap it up in this towel and willow that little flea yard at the next apartment complex.”

The dueling politicians begged for our votes but their lies and hypocrisy finally inspired the voters to willow their asses to the penal system a few months later.

by unkleUck April 24, 2023

Pussy willow

A guy midget that thinks he's a great sorcerer but only to do magic instead and tell you he's gonna make his dick disappear so you could fuck him because he's a homosexual.

That guy is such a pussy willow.

I know I don't like him.

by DCYBER406 June 23, 2024

Tony X Willow

An amazing couple. Formed through sweat and tears.

Person 1:Bro I ship Tony X Willow.
Person 2:Same

by IntimateShipper October 18, 2021

princess pussy willow

The girl that when by herself has no backbone, but gets 1 or more friends beside her and now has the backbone of a tree trunk and talks shit about others.

You're such a princess pussy willow when you are by yourself.

by Tattle cat April 17, 2023

Slave Knight Willow

this was made by skull jolanda gang 4evr dont

slave knight willow is DUMB!!!

by skull jolanda4evr May 10, 2023

willywonkatiktok

A guy on tiktok who impersonates and dresses like Johnny Depp's version of Willy Wonka. His real name is Duke Depp and his fanbase consists mostly of teenage girls who simp over him and think he's hot. He also loves to grind

Sarah: "Did you see the video that willywonkatiktok posted yesterday?"

Abby: "Omg yes he's so hot I'm definitely a simp for him"

by DogsAreCute02 July 26, 2020

wallows

the best band ever. with amazing songs like suntan or pulling leaves off of trees

hey have you heard the new wallows song "drunk on halloween"

by Me.stealyoman October 14, 2018