Warm Turtle-Tank

The smell of a woman's aroused vagina.

Todd:"last night, Vanessa's Warm Turtle-Tank made me gag."

by stonedcuddles March 20, 2017

Turtlecunt

Someone who is weak and sucks the dick a lot and is not as good as Jaguar Paw

"How did you not catch that, you turtlecunt!"

by Sweiss July 12, 2007

Turtle Man

A nickname Ethan Dolan gave to himself when he saw a picture of him making a face that looked similar to one of a turtle.🐢👨

Stacy:Oh look its Ethan Dolan making that turtle face again. Me:TURTLE MAN!!!

by Mannny345 December 10, 2017

three eyed turtle

verb. A sex act involving a limber woman. Where the woman spreads her legs and grabs her ankles. Oral, Vaganal, and Anal sex ensue, in THAT order. No ATM here.

Dude! I found a hot little gymnast who's so horny she's willing to do a Three Eyed Turtle!

by cog January 19, 2005

turtle trough

the inside of a woman's solarplexes sometimes known to keep small demons which are released when the women has intercourse with a turtle

I saw her demons come out of her turtle trough when she had sex with that turtle.

by chickenbooter June 7, 2010

Turtle Touching Cotton

When one has to "go" so badly that the shit starts coming out and touches your underwear before you make it to the restroom. Can be literal or an expression that the "turtle's" head is beginning to come out.

I tried to make it to the restroom in time and yelled, "Turtle Touching Cotton"! already!

by Hoody802 August 30, 2016

sketchy turtle

see awkward turtle. place right palm over left hand, and stick thumbs out to each side (thus making a turtle). now, rub the right hand back and forth continually over the left hand. meaning: to point out your sketchy situation.

(sketchy turtle demonstrated).
someone agrees, "yes, he is quite a sketchy person."

by yay4SARAH August 9, 2006