Hand of Gas

Collecting a fart direct from your ass and cupping it

Your gonna taste the Hand of Gas if you do that again

Do you want to meet the Hand of Gas

by Cultasso October 3, 2007

Hand gravy

When a person rubs his girlfriends pussy and uses the juices to jerk off.

Babe, I can I get some? Sure honey.....I'm not hard yet so let me get some of that hand gravy to jerk off with!

by Kajur April 1, 2013

hand shag

the act of pleasuring one's self with the use of the hand.
Can also be performed by a partner.

Dr. Smith: And all we need is a semen sample, so just have a go in that there room. Just a little hand shag will do.

by Finnegan Family September 22, 2007

Pussy Hands

The state (i.e smell, texture, taste, look) of one's hands after touching a vagina.

Person 1: Hey man, I can't make it to the brunch.
Person 2: Aw, why not?
Person 3: I was masturbating and now I have pussy hands.

ex 2
Person 1: *has fingered person 2 and is getting out of bed*
Person 2: Wait, where are you going?
Person 1: I need to go wash up, I have pussy hands.

by localsharkboy September 30, 2016

hand iron

The act of passing one's hands over really crumpled clothes with the aim of removing creases. It is generally practiced by the male population and others affecting the "get out of bed straight to class look".

X- AAARGH you are so not going to wear that shirt.
Y- once I hand iron it ... you won't even know the difference!!

by Kermit the froggy July 27, 2009

CoVid-Hands

During the 2020 pandemic of CoVid-19, WHO advised to wash your hands frequently for at least 20 seconds. This caused many people to have dry hands.

Tyrone: Yo G, Pass Me The Cocoa butter.

Ghost: Why?
T: coz Man Have Covid-Hands.

by Dimsun118 April 5, 2020

Hand of blood

a great song by bullet for my valentine , it was their first released song .

Hand of blood bla bla bla bla

by danibanibaby May 16, 2008