TheGlassCat's definitions

punishment salmon

Invented by Auntie Sparknotes on the popular website "Sparklife", the punishment salmon is a fish that can punish evildoers using magic.

Your parents deserve a whack from the punishment salmon.

by TheGlassCat September 17, 2013

Sparklife

A part of the website "Sparknotes" that includes fun articles, open threads, fandom information, open threads, etc. The regular users of Sparklife are called "sparklers."

Sparklife>>> community.sparknotes.com

by TheGlassCat October 5, 2013

Sarcasm hand

It was originally invented by Dan Bergstein so that he could use it for Blogging twilight and people would know if he was being sarcastic or not. The general consensus is that the left hand is the sarcasm hand because the right hand is raised when under oath. It is now used on the internet (mainly Sparklife) by anyone who wants to be sarcastic on the internet. To use the sarcasm hand, type *raise sarcasm hand*

Better watch out, Osama Bin Laden will get you!*raises sarcasm hand*

by TheGlassCat September 7, 2013