Historically used to describe homosexual men in Australia, but these days poof is more commonly used as a form of light hearted banter... if another bloke is a bit soft, annoying, over sensitive, emotional, or just flat out being pussy... then he’s a poof.
by AussieFap October 25, 2019
Get the Poofmug. someone whose hair is excessively poofy. they have no control over it and even hair products can't help them. in no ways is this an ethnic condition. it affects people of every ethnicity. their hair can be straight, wavy, or curly. also applies to facial hair.
If it gets anywhere about 65% humidity, i turn into a poof- malooph because my hair poofs out to the max.
Damn!! check out that poof-malooph!!
Damn!! check out that poof-malooph!!
by tbone bigbone June 4, 2011
Get the poof-maloophmug. by Gypsychic February 28, 2008
Get the cracky poofsmug. Having gone down on your girl, and she doesn't tell you she is on her period. You have probably consumed copious of alcohol and not realized your face is covered in blood. Its a bonus if you have a flat mate and when you walk out the room (with that cheeky grin that you just got laid) and your flat mate see's you.
(Flat mate) He/she would respond, "Ha ha, you've been poof guava'd".
Looking in the mirror, and seeing the clown makeup of the joker that you didn't see coming -"poof guava".
Looking in the mirror, and seeing the clown makeup of the joker that you didn't see coming -"poof guava".
by #wordplay September 14, 2017
Get the Poof guavamug. Brian and Ryan are sitting in silence until Brian poof's
Ryan: "Brian did you just poof"
Brian: *is laying dead on the floor with his instestines hanging out*
Ryan: "Brian did you just poof"
Brian: *is laying dead on the floor with his instestines hanging out*
by Mr gay man April 29, 2020
Get the Poofmug. 
Get the Poofmug. by FunksWay October 3, 2020
Get the Poofmug.