It was originally invented by Dan Bergstein so that he could use it for Blogging twilight and people would know if he was being sarcastic or not. The general consensus is that the left hand is the sarcasm hand because the right hand is raised when under oath. It is now used on the internet (mainly Sparklife) by anyone who wants to be sarcastic on the internet. To use the sarcasm hand, type *raise sarcasm hand*
by TheGlassCat September 7, 2013

A hand job, hand crank, a person other than yourself whom strokes your penis to ejaculate. A happy ending!
by DJR632 June 25, 2007

Dr. Smith: And all we need is a semen sample, so just have a go in that there room. Just a little hand shag will do.
by Finnegan Family September 22, 2007

Person 1: Hey man, I can't make it to the brunch.
Person 2: Aw, why not?
Person 3: I was masturbating and now I have pussy hands.
ex 2
Person 1: *has fingered person 2 and is getting out of bed*
Person 2: Wait, where are you going?
Person 1: I need to go wash up, I have pussy hands.
Person 2: Aw, why not?
Person 3: I was masturbating and now I have pussy hands.
ex 2
Person 1: *has fingered person 2 and is getting out of bed*
Person 2: Wait, where are you going?
Person 1: I need to go wash up, I have pussy hands.
by localsharkboy September 30, 2016

Babe, I can I get some? Sure honey.....I'm not hard yet so let me get some of that hand gravy to jerk off with!
by Kajur April 1, 2013

During the 2020 pandemic of CoVid-19, WHO advised to wash your hands frequently for at least 20 seconds. This caused many people to have dry hands.
by Dimsun118 April 5, 2020

by danibanibaby May 16, 2008
