two joints stoned

Two joints stoned is when you quite stoned but theres definitely room for more weed

Man 1: you look stoned
Man 2: ye man but im only two joints stoned
Man1 : well skin the fuck up man

I dont leave the house until im two joints stoned.

by frogpubes October 4, 2013

Blarney Stone

A fellatio position such that the giver is positioned on his or her back on a bed with head hanging over the edge and receiver is standing in front of the bed.

Much to the chagrin of her chiropractor, Hallie continues to administer blowjobs in Blarney Stone position in hopes that it may one day afford her a trip to Ireland.

by andyhah1 December 24, 2011

rolling stone

A biweekly collection of glossy advertisements that sells for $3.95.

Rolling Stone exists to market products.

by jesus w. bush December 14, 2004

Stonecock

The ultimate of utimate compliments for having a huge dick. Sometimes refered as Stonerock.

After I banged Paul's mom, she said I had a stonecock.

by Justin September 1, 2004

stoned

Expanding the mind, your world, and lungs full of beautiful herb until you feel that wonderful feeling of sAtiSfAcTiOn, zZzZzZzZz, MAY YOUR THOUGHTS BE FILLED WITH PEACEFUL THOUGHTS, ZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZz

(its 4 in the morning)
"ok,....goodnight computer"
" so very stoned, goodnight computer"

by Hippielover October 17, 2006

stone age

A period in a persons life, usually during high school, college and/or unemployment, spent mostly under the influence of marijuana.

His sophomore year in college was a real stone age. People called him and his roommate 'Fred and Barney'.

by spaa August 7, 2010

Stoned

An exit from everyday living.

I was stoned the entire day and learned a lot about myself.

by kate11 February 28, 2009