Definitions by frogpubes

ghost arming

when you lie on your arm until it goes numb and then masturbate so it feels like your being wanked off by someone else

that bird is so fit i am going to ghost arm to her when i get home.

i am sick of not having a girlfriend my arms gone blue from so much ghost arming.

ghost arming by frogpubes October 5, 2013

two joints stoned 

Two joints stoned is when you quite stoned but theres definitely room for more weed

Man 1: you look stoned
Man 2: ye man but im only two joints stoned
Man1 : well skin the fuck up man

I dont leave the house until im two joints stoned.

two joints stoned by frogpubes October 4, 2013

like throwing a sausage down a tunnel 

When a females vagina has taken so much penis that when having sexual intercourse your penis dosent touch the sides

I finaly banged that girl last night i was gutted to find she had a fanny like a wizzards sleave it was like throwing a sausage down a tunnel

like throwing a sausage down a tunnel by frogpubes October 4, 2013

jizz jowls 

When a female has performed so much fellatio that power and impact from the ejaculation has caused her to form jowls

No way i bet she sucks allot of dick check out the jizz jowls on her

jizz jowls by frogpubes October 4, 2013