10 definition by jesus w. bush

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A biweekly collection of glossy advertisements that sells for $3.95.
Rolling Stone exists to market products.
by jesus w. bush December 14, 2004

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Ridiculously addictive game about doing chores on a farm. One picks it up when one is bored and wishes to pass some time and pries one's bleary-eyed self away from the television at dawn the next morning. Unparalleled killer of time and motivation.
I played Harvest Moon 64 from 7 o'clock last night until 7 o'clock this morning. I'm tired.
by jesus w. bush January 01, 2005

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nfm
abbrev. never fucking mind
1: idb!
2: idb?
1: LOLOL NFM
by jesus w. bush January 03, 2005

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A black hole of talent.
Slipknot are teh suck.
by jesus w. bush November 24, 2004

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Ice, 2 shots of vodka, and Mountain Dew.
A few dew-drivers is a delicious way to get shitfaced.
by jesus w. bush December 26, 2004

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See educate.

To teach.
I'm going to school to get edjookayted!
by jesus w. bush December 08, 2004

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some guy who boned jenna jameson at a party
i wanna be marilyn manson
by jesus w. bush November 20, 2004

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