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A healthier alternative to smoking your cannabis or tobacco (not limited to).
A lighter (Clipper, Bic, etc...) that is wrapped with approximately 10 feet of all natural hemp wick (or twine) with a retractable bamboo stick to stir or pack your bowls, rolled up joints, or blunts.
Actor 1: Let's smoke
Actor 2: Yeah, let's use my Stoneez, it's a healthier way to smoke
Actor 1: For sure
Stoneez by CannabisConnoisseur September 2, 2013
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Dubbed the Swiss army knife for smoking the reefer. A lighter with approximately ten feet of bee line hemp wick and a bitchin' bamboo poker that's retractable for stirring dat ash and also packing those joints tight like a tiger. Sold in smoke stores all over California, but originated in the smokers paradise: Santa Barbara. The first hemp wick lighters to storm the US of A.
"hey bromeo, pass the stoneez; im trying to light my bowl"
Stoneez by stoneez pleaze November 8, 2012
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Toughness, masculinity, confidence, fearlessness, assuredness in any and all endeavors of life and living.

Usually applied to men as having a direct relationship between their testacle size/constitution and their male prowess; but can include women.

Can also be used to diminish the masculinity of a male by referring to his lack of having stonez.
Positive - "Man, did you see how that little dude took on that guy who was over twice his size?!" "He had a pair of stonez on him!"

Negative - "Man quit acting like a little bitch and get some stonez!"
stonez by Mustafaa Abdallah April 19, 2005
Shoneez is the epitome of a warrior. A Goddess in her own right. Fierce and gentle, headstrong with a bith of whimsy. Any man will be lucky if Shoneez looks their way. A woman loyal and devoted. Strong and resilient. Your best friend, or worse enemy. Whatever you do, never betray a Shoneez
Shoneez the Goddess warrior, always ready to protect.
Shoneez by N Tesla December 7, 2021
a group of male homeosapiens whom gather regulary on street corners and other conspicious places. They then procede to bring out a 'joint' or 'spliff'. this contains marijuanna.
Gav Kev Ben Hank etc r all on da corner of happy lane, having a joint
stonerz by hee hee November 18, 2003

Stoneeky 

the feelings that one has after consuming a pleasant herbal smoke,tea,etc. + adhd medication.

mental clusterfuck
I'm blankly sitting in front of this laptop feeling all stoneeky and my mind is all clusterfucked with 5,000 really cool ideas and thoughts in my head at one time.
a group of food-stuff invented by:Kiel A. Jones,Skyler B. Hanks,and Joshua W. Fulmer.Take any cereal,add:yogurt,honey,sugar,and cinnamon.OR:any unusual mix of food-stuffs to be consumed while feeling the psychoactive effects of marijuana.
The best part of gettin' fucked up,is STONERZ in your bowl.
"In my bowl,man?"
not THAT bowl,stupid stiner.A cereal bowl.
"Oh,like at my moms' house?"
stonerz by sky May 9, 2003
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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