spic stache

The pubic hair of a Latina woman

"You should've seen the spic stache on Juanita last night. I think I've got rugburn!"

by Miketheteacher December 11, 2016

ranch stache

When your fucked up and you lick a bowl of ranch and have some on your face

Man, that bro over there has a ranch stache.

by Lord Anthony October 22, 2017

Spooder-Stache

A weak mustache with usually only four to five full grown hairs, popularized by a man named Spooder.

Dude you need to shave your spooder-stache it looks disgusting.

by ElawnMosk November 29, 2019

el shechto

Half Hispanic meaning joby, turd or shit in most other languages.
Used mainly on the east coast of Scotland

"Sakes man, you fell asleep in there?! Been burstin for an 'el shechto' for half an hour!!"
Or if you're in a restaurant , "I think I'll away for a wee 'el shechto'"

by anonymous December 7, 2020

Cross Staching

When two guys with mustaches consensually kiss

Bro I was cross staching Craig last night

by LieAwakeToDrink February 27, 2022

Puberty ‘Stache

A Puberty ‘Stache is an adult male’s failed attempt at growing a fully formed mustache, and yet is doggedly determined to continue wearing the whispy and blotchy facial hair

Did you see Anders’ Puberty ‘Stache at our class reunion?!!! He’s been trying to grow that thing since 7th grade, and it still looks like peach fuzz on a porcupine’s ass

by Apollo83 August 12, 2022

Marmalade Stache

Going down on a chick on her period after she hasn't showered for at least ten days, so you end up with a chunk of coagulated blood on your stache

I went down on a tinder whore last night and the dirty bitch gave me a Marmalade Stache!

by HxC RiFF October 8, 2023