California Sober

A way of deluding yourself into thinking you are sober by getting high on weed. This delusion practice is often associated with former alcoholics.

John says he's California sober cause he only smokes weed now. He must be high. No one is that stupid.

by Mighty Slim February 22, 2025

Suck a dick sober

When you are so drunk that all you want to do is to suck a dick or encourage other people to suck a dick

Becky is suck a dick sober
She is so pissed, she’s suck a dick sober

by PCWS April 23, 2025

Montana Sober

A term used to describe someone who is sober from everything except for beer.

Yeah man, I’m Montana Sober, I only drink beer now.

by ayejetski October 19, 2025

texas sober

Drinking so much for consecutive days you have to take a 4+ hour break

Bro I've been drinking since Tuesday. Going Texas sober this morning.

by EskimoBro-So January 18, 2024

Sarah Lynn Sober

Going sober for 9 months and celebrating with a bender on a low tolerance.

“Yeah I’m going sarah lynn sober.”

by Georgia Johnson September 19, 2022

Sober

Someone who is fully awake

“Soso is sober they should get us food” “What do you mean “sober” none of us are intoxicated”

“no I mean they aren’t falling asleep”

“ohhhh”

by slangn3T May 12, 2022

Sober pranav

This bloke's golden, introverted to the extremes, dodges any advancing females (of course, he's really sober), an embodiment of humour, really sweet. In short, a sugar cube.

Awwww he's a sweetie, are you sure he ain't sober pranav?

by Arin5678 May 21, 2021