Puppy of a bitch

The actual meaning of the phrae "son of a bitch" A bitch is a female dog, and their "sons" are puppies, so hence the actual phrase puppy of a bitch.
Smart Guy: You stupid puppy of a bitch!!! Moron: Wtf? Don't you mean son of a bitch? Smart Guy: No you idiot, the son of a female dog is called a puppy, so I called you the scientifically correct phrase. Moron: Uhhh.....
by Xero _ Manifest November 17, 2010
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Puppy Tail

Puppy Tail
When one inserts a raw hot dog into ones anus and wags it around to attract a puppy for the purpose of nibbling it out of ones bottom.
I hope this twelve pack of wieners is enough puppy tails for tonight's party, I'm expecting numerous guests.
by WootALoot December 15, 2009
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cunt puppy

1. a person engaged in chatting up, having sex with and then cruelly disposing of a woman.
2. noun - the person who is on the hunt for women to be a cunt puppy to.
3. coll. - a very nasty man who treats women badly.
Dude, James is a real cunt puppy - he's always on the sniff..

Oh man, I can't believe you got anal and a blow job straight after, you are so the Cunt Puppy!!
by Fanda Prdeli February 26, 2008
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Puppy kicker

Lowest form of life on the planet, anyone that hurts a dog should be killed in the most disgusting way imaginable.
Bob 1) Did you see that guy push that old lady?
Bob 2) Yah, what a fuckin puppy kicker!
Bob 1) Let's go kill him in the most disgusting way imaginable!
by sweatygooch August 03, 2010
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skinny puppy

1. a band

2. what happens when you run out of Alpo.
Louie Anderson was so hungry he ate my skinny puppy.
by Kevin July 27, 2004
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Puppy

1.A stupid or ignorant person.
2.A person who whines constantly
1.Man, you are such a puppy!
2.Shut the fuck up you stupid puppy, no one cares!
by Extinct Living June 16, 2005
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Puppy dogging

The act of putting your penis in someone's back pocket and letting them walk you around.
When my girl and I are alone at home I get naked and we start puppy dogging around the house while she cleans.
by EvilDrSuess October 09, 2018
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