masturbation procrastination 

When you throw all your responsibilities out the window and just masturbate.

Damon didn't finish his project until the last minute because he was too busy with masturbation procrastination.

masturbation procrastination by dddisaster November 29, 2016

Reproductive Procrastination 

Mating with the purpose of distracting oneself from the task at hand.

I had this huge paper to write, but I kept putting it off with reproductive procrastination. It' s nine months later now, and I regret not writing my paper.

Reproductive Procrastination by Bitchhe'smine December 9, 2016

utter procrastination 

When you procrastinate so much to the point it is 11:58 pm and your damn homework is due in 1 minute because you spent all day on urban dictionary and have your mom yelling at you by getting a 0

I got bored and decided to some utter procrastination so much I did half my homework

utter procrastination by anonymous September 14, 2020

Motivationally procrastinating 

When you procrastinate doing a task so you can get your morale sufficiently up to do it.

*sarah watching TV*
Iris: What are you doing?? You're behind on so much homework!
Sarah: I'm motivationally procrastinating

Motivationally procrastinating by potatsareyummy May 17, 2021

Pre-procrastinate 

Pre-procrastinate is when you are already planning to procrastinate in the future.

When you finish work on Friday and you plan to not get off the couch until Sunday night. You preprocessed the weekend duties.

Me - Hey bitch wanna go out

You- Na I don’t have any clean clothes.

Me - That’s ok Pre-procrastinate laundry until Sunday and borrow from Susie.

You- Brilliant.

Pre-procrastinate by Cantaliangirl29 January 15, 2022

Reverse-procrastinate 

Keep putting off something fun an excessive number of times so that you can be happier in the future.

I reverse-procrastinated eating my ice-cream for so long that it got freezer burn.

Reverse-procrastinate by Definitively Cool October 8, 2023

Procrastination Cuisine 

S: (n) food purchased and/or prepared solely for the purpose of avoiding work that one is committed to have completed by a certain soon-approaching time.

The term is often used in combination with Procrastiscribing: the act of defining on Urban Dictionary the type of procrastination one is currently exhibiting as a means of additional procrastination.

Carleton Student #1: "You're going to Oasis /again/? I didn't know one man could be so hungry at two in the morning!"

Carleton Student #2: "Nah, I'm not hungry; I'm just enjoying some Procrastination Cuisine instead of starting my Phil term paper due in six hours."

<later>

Carleton Student #1: "Have you started that term paper yet?"

Carleton Student #2: "Nope, though I /am/ quite masterfully describing my current form of procrastination on Urban Dictionary. Hey, do you know what procrasturbation is?"

Procrastination Cuisine by Paynekyllr November 3, 2010