Excuse me, the store is now closed. Please exit the building.

What you here in the infinite Ikea from the SCP series after the lights turn off.
This means you have been spotted by an Employee.
RUN!!!

"Excuse me, the store is now closed. Please exit the building." - SCP-3008-2

by SpeedyG877 November 23, 2020

Peepee friction pleasure

A well mannered way of saying sex, commonly used by the british

Dad: Your mum an' I had some peepee friction pleasure this forenoon

by IHaveNoHandsHowDoIType January 3, 2011

Aesthetically Pleasing

The most phonetically pleasing word set in the English language. Also can be used to annoy your friends

Friend 1: "Dang, check out that girl, she's aesthetically pleasing"
Friend 2: "Bitch shut up"

by BensMother March 31, 2017

Pleasantville, NY

Just like the movie it is pleasant and nice. In "Pville", everyone knows everyone in the village and the High School is a mere 500 students. A spec of catholisim in an area of jews (yeah u know it Briarcliff and Chappaqua). It is made up of almost all Irish-Italians. The kids in the village drink like it's their job. Alcohol is very prevelent in a small town with five bars and a very lenient police force. Pleasantville is the ideal place to raise a family. Its very white, very catholic, and everything about it is warm and high-class.

Q: Hey, what are those kids from Pleasantville, NY doing tonite?
A: Throwing it up, pong style!

by BiggieQ December 28, 2005

pleasure stick

1. A male sex organ, normally erect, that is to be thrust into any warm oraphace.

Please, let me fondle your pleasure stick!

by j February 7, 2004

please die

A answer, or attack to a verbal attack in rl (real life) or on the interweb, usually informing someone they are nothing and never will be and should probably just die to help with everyones mental state and dont have to deal with their bullshit any longer.

Wow, _______ your really fucking annoying, please die

by Kra$y Life April 6, 2017

nigga please

Exclamatory interjection typically spoken by African Americans who doubt the veracity of another's claim.

Kee'sha: "Girl, my baby daddy got hisself a new job!"

LaQuinta: "Nigga please!"

by UrbanLexicographer February 22, 2008