pucker stamp

When a naked person or animal sits down on something and presses their butthole on that surface.

Did the dog really just pucker stamp my bed pillow???

by IdahoLee February 28, 2023

Pucker Factor Zulu

The highest rating achievable for sphincter puckering during a high stress situation. The puckering may be so tight as to cause sphincter fluttering. Anything above Zulu is the complete loss of sphincter control. A Pucker Factor Zulu (PFZ) situation is commonly found in Near Death Experiences (NDE), although a NDE is not required. Items nearby, such as under garments, pants, seats, sofa cusions, etc., are often damaged during a full blown PFZ event, as the sphincter clamps down like a pitbull on a tire swing.

Dude! That near head on collision reached Pucker Factor Zulu. It was 5 minutes before my butt let go of the seat!

by KSparx September 17, 2024

Pucker

A collective term for a group of assholes.

"Steve was left naked at the lake after a pucker of assholes took his clothes"

by Boxnut February 15, 2024

pucker-suck

When two people put their buttholes together and clench at the same time

Hey man, me and my ole lady pucker-sucked last night.

by Regularweirdo May 3, 2024

Pucker

When a woman or man gags and have it complicated while giving head to the male

-Man last night i was with a hoe, she gave me head and she was making so many gag noises, i thought she was going to throw up!
- Dam she is a Pucker!

by DESPO117 August 16, 2024

puckerpuss

A person who has to make a “duck face” in every picture they appear in. Thinking that it makes them look more attractive.

Maryann might be missing some teeth, in every one of her photos she makes a puckerpuss. Why doesn’t she smile?

by anonymous December 15, 2024

puckerpuss

A person who cannot take one picture without making “duck face”. Every picture on social media is heavily filtered with pouting lips.

Maryann may not have any teeth. Every picture she posts is a puckerpuss, never a smile. It’s a serious addition.

by anonymous December 15, 2024