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tall ol' smitties

Small ol' Titties.

May refer to a female that has an unusually small bust size. See flatchested.

The opposite of tig ol' bitties which refer to a woman's large breasts.

A woman with tall ol' smitties may be subject to ridicule and humiliation by others, and may not be considered a suitable mate by some men. This, however, is not recommended because all titties should be seen as a gift from God. Some men enjoy tall ol' smitties because they tend to be more perky than tig ol' bitties.
Guy A: Man, look at the tig ol' bitties on that girl over there! DAMN!!

Guy B: Yeah, but her friend's tall ol' smitties are just fine.

Guy A: Tall ol' smitties can't be fine! What's wrong with you man?

Guy B: Man, trust, tall ol' smitties are just fine. They're almost always perky, and I don't have to worry about much saggage.

Guy A: I see your point man, tig ol' bitties can get a little saggy at times.
by thaChamp April 3, 2010
mugGet the tall ol' smittiesmug.

big ol titties

When the titties are just too plump and big to handle, these are known as big ol titties. These are the perfect titties for motorboating
Person 1- Damn!! that girl over there has some really 'big ol titties!! '

Person 2- Yeah!! I'd love to motorboat them!!
by Bigwillywonka69 April 17, 2016
mugGet the big ol tittiesmug.

ol' dirty bastard

one of the founding members of wu-tang clan,Died in nov 2004.
"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die" R.I.P. O.D.B.
by Entoxica November 16, 2004
mugGet the ol' dirty bastardmug.

takin’ the ol’ crapola

Slang for moving one’s bowels, as in taking a shit or dropping a turd.
I’ll be in the john, takin’ the ol’ crapola!
by Dr Bunnygirl May 30, 2021
mugGet the takin’ the ol’ crapolamug.

ol hook nose

Saying that someone is basically a selfish, greedy, good for nothing piece of shit.
That ol hook nose Coleman keeps purposely leaving his shit over here so he can snake his way back in our house to party with us
by whetlock June 28, 2012
mugGet the ol hook nosemug.
The act of dipping one's penis tip in Worcestershire sauce, rubbing saliva on the shaft, and then smacking a woman's face with it until ejaculation.
"Dude, last night I gave my girl The Ol' Worcestershire Combo!"

"Last night my man begged me to do The Ol' Worcestershire Combo. He ended up Worcestershire Comboing me for hours as he screamed because of the burning. My face was left red for a good 30 minutes."
by Tungsten Pimp January 20, 2022
mugGet the The Ol' Worcestershire Combomug.

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