mummy

its like when your alive but your brain is so friend your like a walking dead personn "your a mummyy" or you just been "mummified"

your soo drunk you've just been mummifiedd Your a mummy .. often relates to c bosco anna and all the other mummies

by rob nixon April 3, 2008

Mummy Dust

Really terrible dried up marijuana....so dry and brown that not only will you most likely not get high, but you will most likely get sick (if you don't get sick from smoking it, you will get sick from the sight of it). Stoners know that you go to great lengths to smoke, and will smoke almost anything, but mummy dust is just so bad and not worth it. By the time you light the blunt, the weed has already disappeared.

Guy 1- "Yo man you got any of that weed left?"
Guy 2- "Yea i got like an 1/8th of mummy dust left"
Guy 1- "Fuck that man I don't wanna get high anymore"

by Smoke Trees Everyday November 8, 2009

mumpies

the act of performing cunnilngus (going down) on a woman when she is shitting.

The smell came from the bathroom; I knew Debra was making a poopy, and that meant mumpies or no dinner.

by poobro69 March 5, 2011

mummy sex

wrapping one's self and one's partner in gauze bandages or toilet paper from head to toe with only the eyes and genitals exposed. And performing intercourse, mummy style.

(1) After Gina's boyfriend doused her with gasoline and landed her in the burn ward, Frank wrapped himself with toilet paper and treated her to some mummy sex.

(2)
The Rock: "Damn Rachael Weisz, you're hot"
Rachael Weisz: "Shit, we're fresh out of toilet paper. But, I really want to have mummy sex"

by Spencer Treat Clark December 13, 2008

mumpty

A storage area, usually consists of one whole group.

Eg: The mumpty upstairs needs sorting out.

by Mumpty lover March 13, 2005

mumpet

mouth + trumpet

making a trumpeting noise with the mouth by buzzing the lips together

John, will you please stop playing the mumpet while I am trying to study.

by Trombonest June 28, 2009

Running Mummy

Go to a graveyard and dig up a woman's corpse who is still fresh but not too fresh. Recommended freshness is around two to three months. Dig up the corpse and take its clothes off. Then proceed to blow into the vagina like you're blowing up a balloon. Blow until you see the skin start to stretch or when you can't blow in anymore. Then run and jump on the dilated stomach. This will cause all internal matter to rush out of the body through the vagina.

Did you see that story on the news about the desecrated corpse? I heard it was a running mummy.

by Jason Edward December 27, 2007