closed for maintenance

Expression used to say a girl is on her period, as most girls prefer not to have sex during their period and thus are "closed for maintenance".

Guess tonight I'm flying solo as my girlfriend is closed for maintenance...

by Willem88 January 1, 2012

high maintenance

having expensive taste and multiple costly needs frequently.

The teenage girl had to have the expensive, name-brand shoes instead of the cheaper ones that were just as good.

by Kristine October 19, 2003

kitten mittens

Mittens for little tiny kittens when it gets cold in the out-of-doors.

The cutest crap ever!!

by Julia June 22, 2004

fart in a mitten

You know it's there, you can't stand it, but you can't get rid of it.
-Coined by someone on TMZ.com

Paris Hilton, and every other over-exposed celebrity, rankle like an inescapable fart in a mitten.

by kellyfatman December 6, 2006

fish mitten

A promiscuous woman's vagina.

I pulled her panties to the side to expose her fish mitten.

by JP the literary genius August 10, 2004

Minter

Something that is in very good condition or of good quality

You should have bought that car I saw the other day, it was a minter!

by Slyer January 10, 2009

Sex mittens

Mittens only worn during fornication/pillaging. Makes sex that little bit warmer plus you dont have to wash ur hands afterwards

wo wo wo!! im not doin it without my sex mittens u dirtyslag !

by Blackbeard Teach January 20, 2008