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That's what makes for horse racing!

If everybody thought the same, then they would all bet on the same horse, then nobody would make any money. Hence, different views make horse racing possible.
Dan: "Everyone goes home from school for the weekend to be with their mothers, its lame."

Jenn: "That's what makes for horse racing!"
by Irish Wisdom 11111 March 19, 2010
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mexican tear maker

First seen in Mexican pornography during the late 70s. Mexican tear maker is an act where a man would ejaculate in to a woman's nostrils. Causing tears to come out of the woman's eyes.
Bill: Why is Ramona crying Joe?
Joe: I just gave her a massive tear maker.
by jaws June 11, 2006
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baby maker

"Carful movin' that fridge, Pop - don't want you to throw your baby maker outta whack!"

"Did you hear about Sally? She had half her baby maker stuff cut out by the doc - all ate up with the cancer she was."
by danw December 22, 2003
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dookie maker

A butt, ass, or fatty. Usually only refered to as 'dookie maker' if it is of considerable size, because if its not, its not worth mentioning.
(As a girl walks by)
Damn! You see the Dookie Maker on her?!?!?
by JeremyL July 30, 2008
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markers

1. plural. Mark
2. things used to place on a certain area that you want to remember to locate.
3. writing utencils that nerdy people get high off of because they're too scared to buy real drugs.
4. coloring utencils that a lot of white girls like to use to make girly signs, and stick them on lockers because that's what they'd rather do than learn in class.
1. look at all those markers!
2. dont forget to put markers on her chest so we know where to put the silicone.
3. nerdy dude 1: i got high off of markers the other day!! *snort* laugh* snort*
nerdy dudette: i...l-l-love markers *inhales* *shakes*
4. *in a white girl voice* "Jessica!! like, oh my god, you totally stole my pink markers you little whore!"
by Katz September 11, 2005
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Transylvanian Bread Maker

When you are performing oral sex on a woman while wearing fake teeth and while she has a yeast infection.
My throat has been itching since I gave her a transylvanian bread maker.
by Clark TKK December 23, 2010
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mikersoft

"Mikersoft" is how Tech Support Scammers sometimes pronounce "Microsoft". This is also used to mock them by scambaiters.
"Hello, this is Mikersoft Tech Support. We have detected that your dextop computer has a wirus on it."
by Weetile March 6, 2017
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