junk cup

A greeting whereby individuals gently cup each other's genitals with no ostensible sexual intent.

"A high five did not fully express the power of our friendship so now we junk cup instead."

by DoctorPotato September 25, 2011

Crank-junk

Another name for methamphetamine
Based off the older nickname "crank" combined with the fact that meth has a decent amount of MSM cut into it.. MSM is junk.. and meth is crank.. when u got em together you got crank-junk..

Crank-junk is commonly consumed in a "crank-junker" water pipe... the process called "junk-railing"

Hey man.. lemme buy some crank-junk

by KHAKIFA STIEBBS February 11, 2022

Junk Skunk

When a dude (or chick) gets super drunk and decides to color a white strip down their pubes.

Dude I got wasted last night and got myself a junk skunk, Betsy isn't too happy!

by Phildong October 21, 2011

Junk Pouch

Proper Noun; the small part of a male hipsters jeans that their cock pokes out revealing a small dome like bulge. Traditionally hidden by a shirt or other means of hipster-wear.

Oh my God! That hipster has the biggest Junk Pouch I've ever seen!

Did you see Billy anywhere? I heard he had a huge Junk Pouch sticking out of his skinnyjeans. What a fucking hipster.

by Bill Arther November 5, 2012

Junk-mane

Excessively long and thick nether hair around the junk, or crotch region, that contains several partially hidden objects and left-over food, resembling the mane of a lion after a particularly enthusiastic meal.

His junk-mane was so impressive that it put even Mufasa to shame.

He was shivering in the cold, so she draped her junk-mane over his shoulders to keep him warm.

by linguisologist September 24, 2014

Cock Junk

Another word for male ejaculate, cum, or semen.

When I hit the peak of my orgasm, I pulled out and released by cock junk all over her clitorous.

by T-Bone Nelson January 13, 2009

Junk-cation

Out-of-town travel for the primary purpose of visiting an automotive salvage yard on multiple consecutive days. Usually refers to self-serve or pick-a-part junkyards, where customer labor is required to procure purchases. On a typical junk-cation, you'll drive to the city with the awesome junkyard, spend the whole day pulling parts, crash at a motel, then come back the next day and do it again.

I'm going to Chilliwack this weekend and I think I'll make a junk-cation of it. There's just too much in that yard to do all in one day.

by tailypoe October 11, 2008