jeremy maggio

A pretzel (rod) with ez cheese (preferrably Cheddar) slopped on top in a linear fashion.

Would you like more jeremy for your maggio?

Stop eatin all the maggio, we have more jeremy's left.

by L'Willis March 8, 2005

Jeremy Bulloch

British actor who played the role of Boba Fett in Star Wars: Episodes V and VI, and a man that is going to live the rest of his life with the knowledge that he was "the" ultimate dealer of ass-kickery in the universe, once upon a movie set. Pretty badass legacy to leave, huh?

Also has a strange tendency to appear in several old-school Bond flicks.

Cashier: Sir, come back! You have to pay for that!
J.B.: Fuck you, pal. I'm Jeremy Bulloch.
Cashier: OMG BOBA FETT!

by Kawalsky May 8, 2006

Jeremy Smith

My Nigga

Jeremy Smith is my Nigga

by Gambit0687 June 6, 2015

Jeremy

A sarcastic teenager, one who is quite lovable. He hides his feelings within himself, and doesn't like being in the center of attention. He likes to wear red, blue and grey. Grey and blue suits him best, and red makes him stick out from the normal bunch. He likes to spend his time distracting himself, or having an outside source do it for him. He copies his Chemistry homework most of the time, seeing as he is the type of person to not be interested in science. If you were to ever come across Jeremy, he would blow you away with his indecent jokes, useless memes, and his sarcastic phrases. He is a kind, gentle, shy guy, the type; any girl would want to keep forever. He is funny, and hardworking, so he would have no problem being successful by himself. Jeremy is the kind of guy to keep trying, for what he wants. Until he is successful in obtaining his desires.

Person 1 (Person): "Jeremy, are you sure you are playing the right note?"
Person 2 (Jeremy): "Pff...Yeah! What are you even talking about?"
Person 1 (Person): "That note! The note you just played!"
Person 2 (Jeremy): "What note? I don't see any notes!"
Person 1 (Person): "I said heard!"
Person 2 (Jeremy): "Yeah, must be the wind making that noise!"

Person 2 (Jeremy): *Grins sarcastically.*

by TheCheesyFellow November 17, 2017

A Jeremy

A person who is part of the religion Jeremyism, which was created by smallishbeans. They honour Jeremy and Donkey Jeremy.

Joel: Are you a Jeremy?

Lizzie: No, Jeremyism is a cult.

by Jimmy Kimmy October 8, 2020

Jeremy

A super nerd who's smart, sweet, funny, and kind. He can make the dumbest jokes and make you smile so hard that your cheeks hurt. With this kind of guy, sharing a hot, steamy night together can be just as enjoyable as spending the rest of your life side by side.

"Jeremy is such a giant freakin' nerd."
"I wish I had as nice a butt as Jeremy's."

by nerd137 June 28, 2015

Jeremy Beadle

1) A TV host that annoyed the public with various "comedy" set ups and who also made a small fortune from showing clips of people falling over and hurting themselves. He has a small hand - a deformation from God to remind us all that we shouldn't profit from others misfortune.

2) When you have been dealt a Jeremy Beadle in a card game you have been dealt a bad hand. See above.

A traumatised wannabe terrorist has been told to prove his faith by shooting his grandmother in the face and is now standing over the body with a smoking gun in his hand...

Jeremy Beadle jumps out from a bin, dressed as a terrorist:
"Ha ha..Got you..it was a fake gun there Tommy, it was a set up"
Tommy: "Shit, I used my own gun. I killed my grandmother for nothing..."
Jeremy Beadle: "My hand hurts.."

by Digitalnonsense November 12, 2006