Helpy

Helpy people assist in such a way that the task becomes more messy and complex and takes far longer than it would if you'd just done it yourself. Helpyness is small children or pets assisting with cooking or folding clothes, or anyone you don't know offering to help set up a tent.

Because Poppy was so helpy with the cooking, I had to clean cake mix off the ceiling.

by Belvin Mragg April 16, 2020

helpy

Said of someone providing unwanted assistance or advice, often in a context-insensitive, ineffectual, and condescending manner.

The manager delegated it to me, but then got helpy when I started trying to get it done, so I'll have to do it over when I'm alone in the office.

by irnphnx October 23, 2020

Help

Something I need with my homework

Me: friend, help me with math please, I’m failing
Friend: rip

by ChickenTastesGreat November 12, 2020

Helium heels

Noun: Anyone who is constantly getting nailed. Constantly hungry for more penis.

Oh, that guy is a total power bottom. You almost never see his face, he's got helium heels THAT floaty.

by IMIXIMI February 13, 2021

help i accidentally

The bane of memes

Me: *types help i accidentally*
Google Recommendations: help i accidentally joined the italian mafia

by what king October 4, 2021

helpr

to become somoenes vagina unintentionally

I became maris helpr yesterday

by KICKZ_06 November 27, 2021

helpthe1975

an original masterpiece of a social media page.
supports an awfully shocking band.

jesus christ 2005 god helpthe1975.

by rubythe1975freeak December 27, 2021