Jacker's Hand

The unsanitary and unsavory practice of neglecting to wash one's hand(s) after masturbating and getting oneself off with a good wank.

Carl worked up a chub and got himself off in the bathroom with a quick, feverish wank. He then proceeded to make his grandma a sandwich for lunch using his Jacker's Hand.

by Eaton Holgoode October 31, 2015

CoVid-Hands

During the 2020 pandemic of CoVid-19, WHO advised to wash your hands frequently for at least 20 seconds. This caused many people to have dry hands.

Tyrone: Yo G, Pass Me The Cocoa butter.

Ghost: Why?
T: coz Man Have Covid-Hands.

by Dimsun118 April 5, 2020

Pussy Hands

The state (i.e smell, texture, taste, look) of one's hands after touching a vagina.

Person 1: Hey man, I can't make it to the brunch.
Person 2: Aw, why not?
Person 3: I was masturbating and now I have pussy hands.

ex 2
Person 1: *has fingered person 2 and is getting out of bed*
Person 2: Wait, where are you going?
Person 1: I need to go wash up, I have pussy hands.

by localsharkboy September 30, 2016

hand shag

the act of pleasuring one's self with the use of the hand.
Can also be performed by a partner.

Dr. Smith: And all we need is a semen sample, so just have a go in that there room. Just a little hand shag will do.

by Finnegan Family September 22, 2007

a big hand

enthusiastic round of applause

Let's give him a big hand.

by AnasatasiaSa October 4, 2014

Hand-whammy

A hand-job. Particularly one rendered in appreciation for a good deed by the recipient.

Bro, I'll help you move your shit outta your gf's apartment again, but you owe me like a godzillion goddamned hand-whammy (s)

by poopshovelthealmighty December 21, 2016

Hand of blood

a great song by bullet for my valentine , it was their first released song .

Hand of blood bla bla bla bla

by danibanibaby May 16, 2008