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Grammatical Lust

The intense attraction that you get when someone correctly adheres to English grammar conventions.

Often associated with intelligence, but more commonly associated with sexiness.
Grammatical Lust in action: "You capitalise letters at the start of sentences? Excuse me while I take my pants off..."

"That girl spells 'you're' as 'your'...despite her well proportioned physique, she would be so much attractive if only she could better satisfy my grammatical lust."
by keyda October 21, 2011
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Gammong

A lowest common denominator person from the white western, typically British nationalist set.

Gammongs are usually massive bigots, racists and homophobes and blame the problems in society on migrants, muslims and political correctness.
On Brexit, not all leave voters were gammongs but all gammongs voted leave, probably with a pen they took to the voting booth.

Gammongs eat crayons.
Gammongs routinely tell people on the internet how the Nazis were socialists.
Tommy Robinson is the Patron Saint of the gammongs.

Other notable revered gammong icons include Donald Trump, Tim Martin, Morissey and Nigel Farage.
Did you see Dave shared that Katy Hopkins video on Facebook last week? He is a proper gammong.
by Willovdappl August 9, 2019
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Decent Grammar

You have decent grammar
by Green Coffee April 19, 2018
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Auckland Grammar

A boys school which is very strict. You are seen on your phone and Mr Morton will have it for a instant week. Mr Doolan is the best teacher. Mr O'Connor is a scary guy, who haunts us during assembly at 9AM. Good school with good history. Tryhards are A-H and H-P are the real cool kids.

AGS STUDENT 2020
by Joan Van Niekerk June 22, 2020
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Grammar Holocaust

When someone goes out their way to correct everything you do outside of text errors. Goes as far as pronunciation, word usage and proper ways to use slang terms
Guy: Ay man, that party last night was off the hook!

Captain Killjoy: No, its "Hey", the party was "great", and that "man" has a name you know!

Guy: You see, this is why I piss in your apple juice faithfully every week. Take me in for another grammar holocaust and I'm leaving your proper ass home next time.

grammar douche ass-hat
by Mc Mondo Michaels September 1, 2011
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grammar nazi

where you go into youtube comments, and you find people correcting people.
Bob809550948094809548094558: wow thats so kool.
BarackObama0432328390432802383428934328: *Wow, that's so cool.
Bob809550948094809548094558: you grammer nazi
BarackObama0432328390432802383428934328: *You grammar nazi.
by AnonymouslyGreat April 5, 2016
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Gammon Washer

i beleive tim shaw uses the term 'gammon washer' as an alternative name for your bottom hole. Not, as the last entry seems to think, the vagina.
tim shaw's show is described as like turning yourself inside-out through your gammon washer
by pete June 18, 2006
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