Gammong

A lowest common denominator person from the white western, typically British nationalist set.

Gammongs are usually massive bigots, racists and homophobes and blame the problems in society on migrants, muslims and political correctness.
On Brexit, not all leave voters were gammongs but all gammongs voted leave, probably with a pen they took to the voting booth.

Gammongs eat crayons.
Gammongs routinely tell people on the internet how the Nazis were socialists.
Tommy Robinson is the Patron Saint of the gammongs.

Other notable revered gammong icons include Donald Trump, Tim Martin, Morissey and Nigel Farage.

Did you see Dave shared that Katy Hopkins video on Facebook last week? He is a proper gammong.

Gammong by Willovdappl August 9, 2019

Gammonati 

The collective noun (mass noun) for Gammon.

Did you watch Question Time last night? The Gammonati were out in force!

Gammonati by Rosie Tom January 31, 2020

Gammonite 

Brexiter/Brexiteer. After the sweaty, ham-faced members of the BBC Question Time audience - the Wall of Gammon. Individually, a "gammonite".

It's a good job people wear different colour bow ties. How else could Dimbleby differentiate between the Gammonites presented before him?

Gammonite by flanerie January 13, 2018

Gammon bollard

The erect phallus of a man endowed with at least a foot of mighty throbbing cock, such as Peter Jones from Dragons Den

"Man I bet Peter Jones fucking tears people in half with his gammon bollard"

Gammon bollard by Theo Paphitis January 11, 2009

gammon hangers 

a girl with vaginal lips so large they whistle in the wind or you could where them as a trapper hat.

whats that noise.? oh dont worry that's sarah's gammon hangers clapping in the wind.!

gammon hangers by twanthony December 18, 2010

Gammon 

British slang, stereotype of a right-wing person who is seemingly always sunburned.

The kind of person who thinks that "flour" is a spice, that there's too many Spaniards in Spain, and that they "Don't want any of that foreign muck" when abroad instead only eating Chips and Sausages

A: Did you see that guy over there?
B: Which one?
A: the Gammon complaining to the waiter that the chicken is "too spicy" cause it has peppercorns on it

Gammon by Jeffbridgesiscool March 27, 2022

gammon curtains

fanny lips, the outer lips of a female genetalia. Labia

gammon ( as in the meat slices ). hence gammon curtains. aka gammy curtains. aka beef flaps

gammon curtains by M.nelson September 25, 2003