gladiator

Game played in a campaign for respect by newbie gangsters in prison or on the street where a small group of newbies goes around finding non-members to fuck with and one of em goes up to them and starts beating the fuck out of the target and if the person fights back at all they all jump in and fuck em up and rob em.

Did you see all those little 15 year olds pullin a gladiator on that crackhead at the bus stop?Then some other cluck got his shoes when they left him twitchin on the curb knocked out.

by the tweaker February 17, 2004

Gladwin

A small town in Michigan, full of hicks and crackheads. Folks go clothes shopping at family farm and home and have a fine cooked meal at kfc. Some people even go to school at Gladwin high, and most of those people are fucking retarded.

Oh I heard he’s from gladwin... must be country as fuck.

by Shlongdong223 March 12, 2020

Gladieux

to Gladieux: v. To bullshit; exaggerate; glorify. Playing the Native American flute out of one's ass.

See also bullshit, BS

Gee, sweetie, if I thought that turned you on, I could Gladieux that stuff up all day long!

Quit Gladieuxing, already!

by Ryan and Whitney December 17, 2003

Glad Rag

A happy little bit of reusable fabricused for cleaning up ejaculant after masturbation.

Andrew never wasted precious cashon tissues after he got a glad rag.

by Christopher April 2, 2005

gladwell

a slang term referring to a penis being squashed between two kneecaps in a sexual bdsm sex position

the force of a gladwell is not yet defined but if taken to extremes could end up with no penis at all however a light gladwell is still called a gladwell with no disearnable difference

"hey you want a gladwell"

"no that would hurt"

"indeed it would"

"well would it"

"how can i tell you as i cannot define the energy in which the act may be performed"

"indeed"

by danny the love vaginal August 30, 2009

i'm glad

i don't really give a shit, so i'm just telling you "i'm glad" to make you go fuck your shit.

"Hey, how was your day?"
"I'm glad."

by Anonymous March 31, 2003

gladhand

1. The part of an air brake system used to hook the truck to the trailer.

2. The hand a wanker uses.

Trucker Bob connected the gladhands to the trailer, then used his gladhand to yank his crank.

by josjr July 30, 2007