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Jerkin' Off In The Garbage

V. (Jakin' Aff In Da Gabage)Always spoken in an imitation "Jersey Accent." Refers to one who is neglecting there responsibilities to a group of people, leaving the others to assume they were abandoned for some unknown, obscure reason.
Dean: Hey guys where is James, did he bail on us?

Nick: That bastard, he's probably sittin' over in the corner there, jerkin' off in the garbage.
by Harry Niss October 24, 2011
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human garbage disposal/can

someone who eats almost any leftover,spoiled,old,or just nasty food.
When you get stoned you turn into the human gaarbage disposal.
by sky May 10, 2003
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garbage mouth

Verb. In the hospitality industry, when a waiter, waitress, busser, dish washer, etc. eats food from a plate left by a customer. Also known as trash mouthing.
I saw the waiter garbage mouth a piece of steak off the tray as he entered the kitchen.
by enigma92000 December 14, 2008
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Garbage Disposal

This is were you open the vagina of a special lady and vomit into the cunt. It works best if the donor has their lips sealed on the pussy.
Dude I was licking her pussy and I was so drunk…I totally did a garbage disposal…I think she was too drunk to tell…
by JHD May 29, 2006
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garbage

"kiss my ass, you're nothin but garbage"
by lauren September 2, 2003
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hot garbage

Extremely foul smelling fart, usually created by a mix of beer and foods including but not limited to garlic, broccoli and beans, that slowly creeps across a room and lingers in the nostrils. Usually of the Silent but Deadly variety. Reminds you of the vicious, rotting scent of your trash cans waiting to be picked up on the hottest day of summer.
My stomach is a mess today- can you smell that hot garbage?
by Cleo Patra September 5, 2008
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Garbage Pants

a person not aware of culturally accepted pantswear and culturally accepted cleaniness. wearer of pants usually made out of any or a mix of the following: garbage, patches, weed/hemp, discoballs, plastic, dried apples, glass, tape, human hair, scabs, and provelone cheese.
Mitch patted Garbage Pants on the shoulder while Garbage Pants was sitting indian-style in the dumpster.
by DREWBLOOD December 17, 2003
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