financial colonoscopy

The financial process of declaration, documentation, and underwriting that you go thru while trying to secure a home loan.

David is trying to buy a new condo and the loan officer is doing a financial colonoscopy.

by Ecyl April 28, 2025

Fiancenay

A long term committed relationship partner or significant other, that's more than a girlfriend or boyfriend with no intentions of getting married...ever...

I'd like to introduce you to my fiancenay Jim. We've been together for 6 years and we are engaged to never be married!

by Blueeyes1898 June 9, 2025

Financial Bias

When someone makes decisions irregardless of life damaged or pain caused in the objective goal of making more money. A heavy bias towards financial gain.

Corporations only act with financial bias in mind when making executive level decisions.

by Aknownmouse August 29, 2025

Financships

1. A relationship built primarily on financial growth, investment, or mutual economic benefit.
2. A partnership where money, wealth, and opportunity are the foundation instead of emotion or casual friendship.

Being defined as “I don’t want friendships, I want financships—connections that stack paper, not waste time.”

by BIGTADA September 2, 2025

creative financing

When a high ranking businessman uses the company's expense account for a night of drunken debauchery.

Where that mysterious $200 disappears to when the boss goes on a "business trip".

by anon June 15, 2004

creative financing

To acquire cash for fly gear by trickery or thievery

I needed new shoes so I busted out some creative financing on my bitch ass moms

by s June 18, 2004

Reverse financial advisor

A financial advisor who charges outlandish rates for his/her day to day services.

Don't hire that guy, man, he's a reverse financial advisor.

That reverse financial advisor cost me an arm, a leg, my firstborn, and my soul!

by Wulfblood January 11, 2011