When you carve out time for a person and use your dating status towards a greater purpose and cause - fake + dating, purely so you can have time with each other through being very popular and having a very full social life, i.e. things like doing errands, babysitting together, taking each other off of the market to fend off toxic masculinity and toxic feminity at bars and the pub, especially in the circumstance where either one or both person's partner is dead, missing in action, too young to date or just otherwise wants you to spend time with them, maybe even in their stead. It's also a relationship that is openly known to the public, and to society. Ironic for superstitious people who talk about the fates aligning in a sense where they're so psychotic you don't even get to hang out with your friends.
by asliceofpagliaccis February 22, 2024
Get the Fating mug.Step 1. Fantonk is eating someone out so hard that there asshole is 10x more expanded.
Step 2. after its expanded you want to crawl up the victims asshole until you're so up in them that you're living in them
Step 3. When you're in them and living you can do all you want. this includes building a house and eating there organs from the inside (and feces) until there fucking dead.
Step 2. after its expanded you want to crawl up the victims asshole until you're so up in them that you're living in them
Step 3. When you're in them and living you can do all you want. this includes building a house and eating there organs from the inside (and feces) until there fucking dead.
Josh. Yo Brogmus guess who i Fantonked yesterday?
Josh. Who?
Josh. Bradley
Josh. That's not good Bradley's dead!
Josh. He tasted good tho
Josh. Who?
Josh. Bradley
Josh. That's not good Bradley's dead!
Josh. He tasted good tho
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Step 1. Fantonk is eating someone out so hard that there asshole is 10x more expanded.
Step 2. after its expanded you want to crawl up the victims asshole until you're so up in them that you're living in them
Step 3. When you're in them and living you can do all you want. this includes building a house and eating there organs from the inside (and feces) until there fucking dead.
Step 2. after its expanded you want to crawl up the victims asshole until you're so up in them that you're living in them
Step 3. When you're in them and living you can do all you want. this includes building a house and eating there organs from the inside (and feces) until there fucking dead.
Josh. Yo Brogmus guess who i Fantonked yesterday?
Josh. Who?
Josh. Bradley
Josh. That's not good Bradley's dead!
Josh. He tasted good tho
Josh. Who?
Josh. Bradley
Josh. That's not good Bradley's dead!
Josh. He tasted good tho
by CaseyWestergaardHasAHugePenis April 7, 2024
Get the Fantonk mug.Called my friend Chad to complain about work and he whole-heartedly agreed with me, and said "FATN!"
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Get the Fatin mug.A fangame that has been so thoroughly shaped by the collective fan interpretations, inside jokes, and widely-accepted headcanons (the "fanon") of its source material that it becomes the definitive version of that universe for its players. It's a game where the developers clearly read the same fan forums as the players, incorporating popular theories and meme-worthy character traits into the actual gameplay. It blurs the line between creator and consumer so thoroughly that no one can remember if a particular character quirk was from the original show or from that one viral fancomic.
Example: "In the official anime, the villain was just generically evil, but in this fanongame, they've leaned into the fanon interpretation that he's actually just a tired single dad trying to pay for his kid's magic school tuition. Now he's the most popular character."
by Dumu The Void February 14, 2026
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