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Faded Jaded

A MILF type who is past her prime, and has almost lost all her looks and hungry after sex. An easy lay for young good looking men who don't care who it is as long as it's easy.
OH did you see that bar! It was full of Faded Jadeds!
by JAMF43 May 18, 2009
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can't fade it

Cannot. be fathomed, not interested
by Dave L. Vernet April 21, 2005
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Triple Faded

The sex, drugs, and rock and roll of our generation. This modern definition celebrates a much more diverse culture and interpretation of the three parts that make up “triple.” Basically, someone who is triple faded is having a great time because of multiple influences...whatever it may be for them. Triple Faded is THE highest level of Faded you can get...anything higher would just be silly.
My friend is completely triple faded!
by Triple Faded July 1, 2018
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friendly fade

when you and one of your friends fight just to see who would win in a fight, usually occurs after an arguement where one friend says he can knock the dog mess out of the other. there a few simple rules to a friendly fade which makes it friendly,

1) if one person is on the ground you may not kick them or hit them in the face repeatedly if you are standing.

2) you may not kick in the balls or punch in the tit

3) after everything is said and done you are still friends and there are no grudges.
tom: i would kick the s**t out of dave man hes such a pussy

dave: bulls**t i would kill you

tom: ok then lets friendly fade

dace: alright, my house at 4

tom: ok!

(fight goes on and ends, dave is thee victor)

tom: nice fight dude you totally whooped me

dave: yea but you threw some pretty good hands man, wanna get some pizza?

tom: sure, ima get meat lovers

dave: cus you love meat in your mouth!! haha

tom: funny guy!!
by molten chief January 21, 2010
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catch the fade

To fight someone. Usually said to get the fight started.
by Sk8_Depot December 24, 2007
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Day-fade

When a person wakes up with his bros and decides that 10 am is the perfect time to get faded.
Bro 1: *yawns*
Bro 2: Yo bro
Bro 1: Whats up?
Bro 2: Its a beautiful day wee have left over 30 rack of natty ice, seems perfect for a DAY-FADE!!!!!
Bro 1: Chill

Bro1 and Bro 2: *fist bump*
by ChaseAlford April 24, 2011
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Cross faded

Drinking and/or using other drugs
I was cross faded this weekend.
by Onthisside September 26, 2021
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