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Keyboard Empowerment

A sense of worth and authority that can only be gained by sitting behind a keyboard for countless hours blogging or commenting on forum threads. Typically reserved for individuals who feel as if they are well versed in the political or religious fields but in reality are more ignorant than the average human. Also accompanied by a general worthlessness in their real life. This is most commonly seen in younger individuals who have poor social skills and are void of any athletic or scholastic talent.
Guy 1: "Fuck all you noobs out there! When slavery finally comes back I hope you all get put into it! Haxorz 4 lyfe!!

Guy 2: "Wow, this is ridiculous. You're sense of keyboard empowerment has gotten out of hand"
by John Coktoastin October 13, 2009
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Empiro

Jonas Salk had an empiro and decided to cure Polio.

Adolph Hitler had an empiro and decided to kill the Jews.
by J.N. Growling July 5, 2010
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Sacred Roman Empire

When you take your date out to a heavy Italian dinner, then take them home, get a blowjob and push their head in until they almost puke, yell “respect the sacred Roman empire” drape them with the bedsheets so it look like they’re wearing a toga, and as you cum proceed to “baptize” them as you scream “In nomine Patris et Filii et Spiritus Sancti
Oh man, you wouldn’t believe my date last night, totally gave her the Sacred Roman Empire again.
by Sevilla Frank December 7, 2019
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empty barrel

A politician that makes a lot of noise which solves nothing and confuses everyone
Good God, when will these empty barrels shut up and pass some legislation?
by Blasten October 20, 2017
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empathy

The ability to feel what another being feels; something that's sorely lacking in modern life.
Teenagers seem to think lacking empathy makes them "cool."
by Webb Davis October 31, 2010
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Empath

This is the official definition of the American Empath Association: An Empath is someone who understands the mental or emotional states of others in a way that defies conventional science and psychology. Empaths have the ability to sense the feelings, thoughts, and energies of people, plants, animals, places, or objects. In addition to sensing, Empaths absorb the energy of those around them. Empaths often experience stress or illness if they are bombarded by too many negative emotions. Empaths can also use their abilities to help others by imagining themselves in someone else’s situation and connecting with them on a deep level.
There are 17 types of Empaths recognized by the American Empath Association: For instance, an Emotional Empath is someone who is known for sensing and feeling the emotions of others.
by American Empath Association March 27, 2019
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The Empty Feeling (TEF)

There's an actual word for this, but here's the slang. It's that feeling you get after you've completed a great video game and have nothing to do, or finish watching a series you loved, either TV series or on DVD. It's a feeling that makes you compile its ending, linger for more, but in all of it, you're still happy you've completed it.
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT ENDED LIKE THAT!! Oh amn, I'm gonna have TEF for days!
by albinorap January 12, 2004
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