Doochebag

A doochebag can be any one of 2 things.

1. A bag used for squirting water up your ass, In some vain attempt to "clean" (HA) your bummhole out.

2. It is also possible for one to be a doochebag,
ie, if you do almost anything homo or vaguely irritating in any way, you could be a doochebag

Hmm... i need to clean my ring out... Ill go get a doochebag

or

You fuckin doochebag

by sTaTe(IOM) December 28, 2007

Ditch Chicken

A person who is of low class standards and/or a poor moral compass..a person who has caviar taste and a dippin dot budget.

Someone who conducts themselves like they have come out of a chicken house. Just nasty, stanky, and disrespectful.

OMG did you see how she was acting? That girl is such a ditch chicken.

by Bacita Mae Jenkins September 1, 2020

doitch

the correct pronunciation of the German language

Ja, ich spreche Deutsch

by Jerry Kapp January 30, 2004

benjo ditch

A benjo ditch is an Oriental solution for the toilet. It is little more than a ditch in which you deposit your waste.

The benjo ditch is also a practical answer, as the waste can be collected to be used as fertilizer.

If you're going to try to jump the benjo ditch... don't miss.

by protocoldroid November 14, 2004

doitch

the space between the bed and the wall that you sometimes get stuck in.

amanda: "what's wrong melissa?"

Melissa: "I had a crazy night last night and woke up in the doitch this morning."

by rachel m&m April 15, 2006

ditch mermaid

One who swims in ditches and/or lives in ditches.
Ditch mermaids are normally found in ditches the have recently been filled with rain water.

A ditch mermaid randomly swimming in a rain filled hole of some sort, eh?

by Hannah Marie. July 17, 2007

ditch eater

licking, the ring of the anus, or the whole ass crack. While your partner is prairie dogging. The ditch eater also inhales the odd fart from said prairie dogger. While enjoying a harty amount of "ditch".

That girls so hot....she'd make me a ditch eater

by Drow696 June 13, 2010